Sequential Art RevueWhen I’m not rushing though freelance or dayjob design chores, I often like to relax with some Sequential Art. Graphic Novels. That lowliest of the low artforms. Comic books. Not the spandex-wearing caricatured superhuman kind, but mostly those of modern European or classic and independent American persuasion. Sometimes I also manage to review some of these books. 

A case in point: here’s my review of a collection of war stories Harvey Kurtzman wrote and sometimes illustrated for EC Comics back in the 50’s, at the time he was also busy founding MAD magazine:

CORPSE ON THE IMJIN and OTHER STORIES

“His stories at their best illustrate the immorality of war, the man as the cog in the machine, crushed by the uncaring power that makes that machine turn … Taken out of the context of the book, you could read some of them as hymns of nationalistic pride, but when surrounded with such deep anti-war sentiment, you can widen your perspective and notice that even those stories can be looked at from a different angle. A story depicting heroism, racism or nationalism shouldn’t have to spell out that it doesn’t condone the actions of its characters. The ability of Kurtzman to have conflicting viewpoints to the myriad stories and situations within this volume is what makes it so rich.”

 

Sequential Art Revue

When I’m not rushing though freelance or dayjob design chores, I often like to relax with some Sequential Art. Graphic Novels. That lowliest of the low artforms. Comic books. Not the spandex-wearing caricatured superhuman kind, but mostly those of modern European or classic and independent American persuasion. Sometimes I also manage to review some of these books. 

A case in point: here’s my review of a collection of war stories Harvey Kurtzman wrote and sometimes illustrated for EC Comics back in the 50’s, at the time he was also busy founding MAD magazine:

CORPSE ON THE IMJIN and OTHER STORIES

“His stories at their best illustrate the immorality of war, the man as the cog in the machine, crushed by the uncaring power that makes that machine turn … Taken out of the context of the book, you could read some of them as hymns of nationalistic pride, but when surrounded with such deep anti-war sentiment, you can widen your perspective and notice that even those stories can be looked at from a different angle. A story depicting heroism, racism or nationalism shouldn’t have to spell out that it doesn’t condone the actions of its characters. The ability of Kurtzman to have conflicting viewpoints to the myriad stories and situations within this volume is what makes it so rich.”

 

Faint Praise

We just watched the third film in the Swedish phenom started by THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO (a glorified TV movie with the aspirations of an art film). It wasn’t as good as the second film (THE GIRL WHO PLAYED WITH FIRE) which, due to lowered expectations, had been fairly entertaining thriller fare. But what was most interesting about THE GIRL WHO KICKED THE HORNET’S NEST was its consistent color scheme. Almost every scene in the film is flooded or accented in a combination of blue with orange or blue with deep golds:

While the mechanics of a courtroom drama lack interest for me, even when made more exotic by setting and language, I was impressed and engaged by the use of these colors. It’s too bad we didn’t have a bottle of tequila to go with the film. If this had been made into a drinking game (another good drinking game would be the spotting of dartboards), we would have finished it in the first half hour and downed a case before the fat bastard was nailed. That might even have improved the film as a result.

So whether it was a subtle nationalistic point on the part of the production (Sweden’s blue and yellow flag), or simply a thoughtful juxtaposition of complementary colors, I don’t care. It made an average film more enjoyable.

Great Movie Books, Part 1: Steven H. Scheuer

Movies on TV and Videocassette by Steven H. Scheuer 

We were the first family on the block and at my school to get a VCR when they came out en masse in Finland in the early ’80s. My dad bought a silver top-loading Panasonic with a corded remote control. This was back when consumer electronics were still built to last, and we certainly put this remarkably constructed machine through some hoops. We would drive to neighboring cities if we heard there was a store that carried tapes, and we would be regulars at all the rental shops within a 20-mile radius around our home.  

We mostly watched action films. We saw, yes, all the Clint Eastwood and Charles Bronson films, but we were not very discriminating. All a movie needed to be was “entertaining.” This meant watching dubbed Italian spy films starring Henry Silva, Fred Williamson or Stacy Keach, oddball British comedies, Yugoslavian war films, and martial arts movies from somewhere in the Orient, featuring leads with names like Bruce Li. As long as there was movement on the screen — running, chasing, shooting, jumping, tackling — we watched it. Given that most tapes were either originally in English or dubbed into English, this is also where I learned my second language.

It wasn’t very long before the volume of available movies became impossible to master. Fortunately for us, a film and TV magazine, Katso (“Look”), started publishing an annual guide to films on video. It categorized the films in genres (Drama, War, Horror, Comedy, Thriller, etc.) and had a star rating system that was accompanied by pithy one sentence reviews. Never a religious person, I made this guide my personal bible. I would pore over the pages, read the reviews, compile lists of films I’d seen and rate them myself in a filing system of small index cards. I’d compile charts of films I wanted to see and then divide these obsessively into lists to carry around with me to the stores.

By the mid-’80s I would ride my bike for miles, or take the train to Helsinki (a 20-minute ride), and spend hours scouring any shop that looked like it might have some obscure gems from tiny VHS labels in a back room. I came across quite a few, including a tiny sewing shop that memorably carried a copy of a Lupin III animated movie. The cover proclaimed “better than James Bond,” which it was indeed if only by virtue of its novelty. I had never seen a Japanese animation, and at the time it was shockingly entertaining. [And no, it wasn’t the Miyazaki directed sequel. It was the original 1978 film that opened with our intrepid titular thief and rascal escaping from an ancient pyramid by riding a motorcycle down a tight walker’s rope.]

All of which brings me now to Scheuer’s book. Along with a Leonard Maltin Video Guide of the time, it was my first film book purchase back in 1986 or so. There was no question or competition regarding which of the two was the better compendium. Although Scheuer’s book contained some sloppy information (as later noted by Bill Warren, for whom I have great respect), it was infinitely more in tune with my movie tastes than the Maltin book. Maltin’s reviews were boring at best, never daring and often ignorant of films outside the mainstream. Scheuer’s reviews, on the other hand, were funny and spot-on. His opinions — even when I disagreed with them — were knowledgeable and opinionated.

When the final volume of this series came out — Movies on TV and Videotape 1993-1994 (in the Fall of 1993, I think) — I should have grabbed five copies. I had bought the new edition every year and would wear out each beyond repair by the time the next volume popped off the publishing chute. When only the Maltin book was published in the fall of 1994, I was beyond disappointed. I didn’t realize the series had been canceled, so I kept visiting the bookstores, requesting they order it and asking around. The Internet was up and running, if just barely, but my meager telnet, ftp and fidonet connections didn’t secure an answer for me.

So all I had left were the remains of the previous year’s Scheuer book. The cover had been taped several times over until it fell off. The rest of the book (around 1,300 pages) was divided into three or four chunks with loose pages tucked in between the remaining pages. All marked up in pencil, highlighter and sticky notes, I continued to patch up this last edition with glue, tape and rubber bands over the next several years. It held its place on my shelf until finally reduced to a stack of loose paper too difficult to maneuver.

Eventually, I got confirmation there would be no more in the series and so moved disappointedly onward. I would buy copies of the Maltin book because it was useful for the data if not the reviews, but never without thinking of the infinitely superior Scheuer book. I’ve tried the VideoHound guides and Halliwell’s books, as well as any other that came along, but not one ever came close to the brilliance of Scheuer’s. 

Rest In Peace.

Faint PraiseWe just watched the third film in the Swedish phenom started by THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO (a glorified TV movie with the aspirations of an art film). It wasn’t as good as the second film (THE GIRL WHO PLAYED WITH FIRE) which, due to lowered expectations, had been fairly entertaining thriller fare. But what was most interesting about THE GIRL WHO KICKED THE HORNET’S NEST was its consistent color scheme. Almost every scene in the film is flooded or accented in a combination of blue with orange or blue with deep golds:

While the mechanics of a courtroom drama lack interest for me, even when made more exotic by setting and language, I was impressed and engaged by the use of these colors. It’s too bad we didn’t have a bottle of tequila to go with the film. If this had been made into a drinking game (another good drinking game would be the spotting of dartboards), we would have finished it in the first half hour and downed a case before the fat bastard was nailed. That might even have improved the film as a result.
So whether it was a subtle nationalistic point on the part of the production (Sweden’s blue and yellow flag), or simply a thoughtful juxtaposition of complementary colors, I don’t care. It made an average film more enjoyable.

Faint Praise

We just watched the third film in the Swedish phenom started by THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO (a glorified TV movie with the aspirations of an art film). It wasn’t as good as the second film (THE GIRL WHO PLAYED WITH FIRE) which, due to lowered expectations, had been fairly entertaining thriller fare. But what was most interesting about THE GIRL WHO KICKED THE HORNET’S NEST was its consistent color scheme. Almost every scene in the film is flooded or accented in a combination of blue with orange or blue with deep golds:

While the mechanics of a courtroom drama lack interest for me, even when made more exotic by setting and language, I was impressed and engaged by the use of these colors. It’s too bad we didn’t have a bottle of tequila to go with the film. If this had been made into a drinking game (another good drinking game would be the spotting of dartboards), we would have finished it in the first half hour and downed a case before the fat bastard was nailed. That might even have improved the film as a result.

So whether it was a subtle nationalistic point on the part of the production (Sweden’s blue and yellow flag), or simply a thoughtful juxtaposition of complementary colors, I don’t care. It made an average film more enjoyable.

Great Movie Books, Part 1: Steven H. Scheuer
Movies on TV and Videocassette by Steven H. Scheuer  We were the first family on the block and at my school to get a VCR when they came out en masse in Finland in the early ’80s. My dad bought a silver top-loading Panasonic with a corded remote control. This was back when consumer electronics were still built to last, and we certainly put this remarkably constructed machine through some hoops. We would drive to neighboring cities if we heard there was a store that carried tapes, and we would be regulars at all the rental shops within a 20-mile radius around our home.   We mostly watched action films. We saw, yes, all the Clint Eastwood and Charles Bronson films, but we were not very discriminating. All a movie needed to be was “entertaining.” This meant watching dubbed Italian spy films starring Henry Silva, Fred Williamson or Stacy Keach, oddball British comedies, Yugoslavian war films, and martial arts movies from somewhere in the Orient, featuring leads with names like Bruce Li. As long as there was movement on the screen — running, chasing, shooting, jumping, tackling — we watched it. Given that most tapes were either originally in English or dubbed into English, this is also where I learned my second language.  It wasn’t very long before the volume of available movies became impossible to master. Fortunately for us, a film and TV magazine, Katso (“Look”), started publishing an annual guide to films on video. It categorized the films in genres (Drama, War, Horror, Comedy, Thriller, etc.) and had a star rating system that was accompanied by pithy one sentence reviews. Never a religious person, I made this guide my personal bible. I would pore over the pages, read the reviews, compile lists of films I’d seen and rate them myself in a filing system of small index cards. I’d compile charts of films I wanted to see and then divide these obsessively into lists to carry around with me to the stores.  By the mid-’80s I would ride my bike for miles, or take the train to Helsinki (a 20-minute ride), and spend hours scouring any shop that looked like it might have some obscure gems from tiny VHS labels in a back room. I came across quite a few, including a tiny sewing shop that memorably carried a copy of a Lupin III animated movie. The cover proclaimed “better than James Bond,” which it was indeed if only by virtue of its novelty. I had never seen a Japanese animation, and at the time it was shockingly entertaining. [And no, it wasn’t the Miyazaki directed sequel. It was the original 1978 film that opened with our intrepid titular thief and rascal escaping from an ancient pyramid by riding a motorcycle down a tight walker’s rope.]  All of which brings me now to Scheuer’s book. Along with a Leonard Maltin Video Guide of the time, it was my first film book purchase back in 1986 or so. There was no question or competition regarding which of the two was the better compendium. Although Scheuer’s book contained some sloppy information (as later noted by Bill Warren, for whom I have great respect), it was infinitely more in tune with my movie tastes than the Maltin book. Maltin’s reviews were boring at best, never daring and often ignorant of films outside the mainstream. Scheuer’s reviews, on the other hand, were funny and spot-on. His opinions — even when I disagreed with them — were knowledgeable and opinionated.   When the final volume of this series came out — Movies on TV and Videotape 1993-1994 (in the Fall of 1993, I think) — I should have grabbed five copies. I had bought the new edition every year and would wear out each beyond repair by the time the next volume popped off the publishing chute. When only the Maltin book was published in the fall of 1994, I was beyond disappointed. I didn’t realize the series had been canceled, so I kept visiting the bookstores, requesting they order it and asking around. The Internet was up and running, if just barely, but my meager telnet, ftp and fidonet connections didn’t secure an answer for me.   So all I had left were the remains of the previous year’s Scheuer book. The cover had been taped several times over until it fell off. The rest of the book (around 1,300 pages) was divided into three or four chunks with loose pages tucked in between the remaining pages. All marked up in pencil, highlighter and sticky notes, I continued to patch up this last edition with glue, tape and rubber bands over the next several years. It held its place on my shelf until finally reduced to a stack of loose paper too difficult to maneuver.  Eventually, I got confirmation there would be no more in the series and so moved disappointedly onward. I would buy copies of the Maltin book because it was useful for the data if not the reviews, but never without thinking of the infinitely superior Scheuer book. I’ve tried the VideoHound guides and Halliwell’s books, as well as any other that came along, but not one ever came close to the brilliance of Scheuer’s. 

Rest In Peace.

Great Movie Books, Part 1: Steven H. Scheuer

Movies on TV and Videocassette by Steven H. Scheuer We were the first family on the block and at my school to get a VCR when they came out en masse in Finland in the early ’80s. My dad bought a silver top-loading Panasonic with a corded remote control. This was back when consumer electronics were still built to last, and we certainly put this remarkably constructed machine through some hoops. We would drive to neighboring cities if we heard there was a store that carried tapes, and we would be regulars at all the rental shops within a 20-mile radius around our home.

We mostly watched action films. We saw, yes, all the Clint Eastwood and Charles Bronson films, but we were not very discriminating. All a movie needed to be was “entertaining.” This meant watching dubbed Italian spy films starring Henry Silva, Fred Williamson or Stacy Keach, oddball British comedies, Yugoslavian war films, and martial arts movies from somewhere in the Orient, featuring leads with names like Bruce Li. As long as there was movement on the screen — running, chasing, shooting, jumping, tackling — we watched it. Given that most tapes were either originally in English or dubbed into English, this is also where I learned my second language. It wasn’t very long before the volume of available movies became impossible to master. Fortunately for us, a film and TV magazine, Katso (“Look”), started publishing an annual guide to films on video. It categorized the films in genres (Drama, War, Horror, Comedy, Thriller, etc.) and had a star rating system that was accompanied by pithy one sentence reviews. Never a religious person, I made this guide my personal bible. I would pore over the pages, read the reviews, compile lists of films I’d seen and rate them myself in a filing system of small index cards. I’d compile charts of films I wanted to see and then divide these obsessively into lists to carry around with me to the stores.

By the mid-’80s I would ride my bike for miles, or take the train to Helsinki (a 20-minute ride), and spend hours scouring any shop that looked like it might have some obscure gems from tiny VHS labels in a back room. I came across quite a few, including a tiny sewing shop that memorably carried a copy of a Lupin III animated movie. The cover proclaimed “better than James Bond,” which it was indeed if only by virtue of its novelty. I had never seen a Japanese animation, and at the time it was shockingly entertaining. [And no, it wasn’t the Miyazaki directed sequel. It was the original 1978 film that opened with our intrepid titular thief and rascal escaping from an ancient pyramid by riding a motorcycle down a tight walker’s rope.] All of which brings me now to Scheuer’s book. Along with a Leonard Maltin Video Guide of the time, it was my first film book purchase back in 1986 or so. There was no question or competition regarding which of the two was the better compendium. Although Scheuer’s book contained some sloppy information (as later noted by Bill Warren, for whom I have great respect), it was infinitely more in tune with my movie tastes than the Maltin book. Maltin’s reviews were boring at best, never daring and often ignorant of films outside the mainstream. Scheuer’s reviews, on the other hand, were funny and spot-on. His opinions — even when I disagreed with them — were knowledgeable and opinionated.

When the final volume of this series came out — Movies on TV and Videotape 1993-1994 (in the Fall of 1993, I think) — I should have grabbed five copies. I had bought the new edition every year and would wear out each beyond repair by the time the next volume popped off the publishing chute. When only the Maltin book was published in the fall of 1994, I was beyond disappointed. I didn’t realize the series had been canceled, so I kept visiting the bookstores, requesting they order it and asking around. The Internet was up and running, if just barely, but my meager telnet, ftp and fidonet connections didn’t secure an answer for me. So all I had left were the remains of the previous year’s Scheuer book. The cover had been taped several times over until it fell off. The rest of the book (around 1,300 pages) was divided into three or four chunks with loose pages tucked in between the remaining pages. All marked up in pencil, highlighter and sticky notes, I continued to patch up this last edition with glue, tape and rubber bands over the next several years. It held its place on my shelf until finally reduced to a stack of loose paper too difficult to maneuver.

Eventually, I got confirmation there would be no more in the series and so moved disappointedly onward. I would buy copies of the Maltin book because it was useful for the data if not the reviews, but never without thinking of the infinitely superior Scheuer book. I’ve tried the VideoHound guides and Halliwell’s books, as well as any other that came along, but not one ever came close to the brilliance of Scheuer’s. 

Rest In Peace.

LIST OF FIVE: NEW FILMS OF 2010
Coming up with lists is always a fun exercise. I don’t like ‘Best of’ lists, however. I don’t trust absolutes in any shape or form. 

As for the number, ten may be obvious, but it takes me less than 30 seconds to come up with several where it’s already a few too many. 

Thus five. Five is reasonable. If you don’t chain yourself to a wall by using the word ‘best,’ it even turns manageable and we get to cycle back to fun. 

FIVE NOTEWORTHY NEW FILMS SEEN IN 2010:

The Secret in Their Eyes (El secreto de sus ojos, 2009) ****
Nimbly mixing genres, this Argentine film is superbly scripted, acted and executed. Intelligent and exciting with one of the most astonishing single shot sequences ever filmed.

Timecrimes (Los Cronocrimenes, 2007) ***1/2
Small, complex time travel drama from Spain featuring a most disagreeable lead character. Memorably offbeat.
Winter’s Bone (2010) ****
Some of the praise for the film should go to its original author, Daniel Woodrell, who has been quietly crafting minor masterpieces for the last 25 years. Of course, however good the source material may be, it’s well-nigh impossible to make it work as well as it does here. 

Rogue (2007) ***1/2
A stunningly beautiful ozploitation thriller with no stars, a tough and smart script, a haunting ambient score, expert tension and a giant killer crocodile.
The Secret of Kells / Ponyo (2009/2008) ***1/2 / ***1/2
And just to mess with my own absolutes, here is a double feature that immediately pushes the list of five to one of six. Two gorgeous animated features from Ireland and Japan, both of which run circles around any Hollywood produced digimation, and manage to engage, terrify and enchant in equal doses. 

LIST OF FIVE: NEW FILMS OF 2010

Coming up with lists is always a fun exercise. I don’t like ‘Best of’ lists, however. I don’t trust absolutes in any shape or form. 

As for the number, ten may be obvious, but it takes me less than 30 seconds to come up with several where it’s already a few too many. 

Thus five. Five is reasonable. If you don’t chain yourself to a wall by using the word ‘best,’ it even turns manageable and we get to cycle back to fun. 

FIVE NOTEWORTHY NEW FILMS SEEN IN 2010:

The Secret in Their Eyes (El secreto de sus ojos, 2009) ****

Nimbly mixing genres, this Argentine film is superbly scripted, acted and executed. Intelligent and exciting with one of the most astonishing single shot sequences ever filmed.

Timecrimes (Los Cronocrimenes, 2007) ***1/2

Small, complex time travel drama from Spain featuring a most disagreeable lead character. Memorably offbeat.


Winter’s Bone
(2010) ****

Some of the praise for the film should go to its original author, Daniel Woodrell, who has been quietly crafting minor masterpieces for the last 25 years. Of course, however good the source material may be, it’s well-nigh impossible to make it work as well as it does here. 

Rogue (2007) ***1/2

A stunningly beautiful ozploitation thriller with no stars, a tough and smart script, a haunting ambient score, expert tension and a giant killer crocodile.


The Secret of Kells
/ Ponyo (2009/2008) ***1/2 / ***1/2

And just to mess with my own absolutes, here is a double feature that immediately pushes the list of five to one of six. Two gorgeous animated features from Ireland and Japan, both of which run circles around any Hollywood produced digimation, and manage to engage, terrify and enchant in equal doses. 

Book Review: Hammer Films
Here’s a link to a new book review.
As usual, edited for grammar, syntax, structure, legibility and general coherence from my hastily scribbled notes by my lovely Kathleen.
HAMMER FILMS: The Unsung Heroes

Book Review: Hammer Films

Here’s a link to a new book review.

As usual, edited for grammar, syntax, structure, legibility and general coherence from my hastily scribbled notes by my lovely Kathleen.

HAMMER FILMS: The Unsung Heroes

Ross Johnson: Make it Stop!
 

Here’s a review I wrote for All Music Guide a few years back.  Since then it has been overtaken by Richie Unterberger’s review in their database, and his take is diametrically opposed to mine.  But given that I like the record, and I like the review, it’s time to dig it up and make it available for your reading pleasure here:


Ross Johnson: Make It Stop
Goner Records, 2007

Ross Johnson is a legend on the Memphis music scene, but he’s not really known for his music. He served as a sideman to acknowledged legends, like Alex Chilton and Tav Falco, and was often seen on the microphone between songs and after gigs delivering soulful sermons (or drunken rants, depending on your own state of inebriation) to the patrons and fellow bandmembers. Embarrassed (at length) by his own behavior “in a life mainly characterized by missteps and regret,” his accomplishments as a band leader are now available for all to see and hear.

Make It Stop! The Most of Ross Johnson is comprehensive and elaborate. Alongside the 24 selections is enclosed a 16-page chronicle on Johnson’s life and lack of success penned by himself and such assorted luminaries as Robert Gordon. Despite his own misgivings as an artist (“The main feeling I have when I listen back to these pieces is discomfort”), the selections which comprise most of his output to date result in something close to brilliant . It’s not musically exceptional — the songs are hardly original, and Johnson’s vocals don’t really qualify as singing — and yet, perplexingly, the sum of the record is so much more than its parts would suggest. Songs flow from one to another in a spectacular, drunken cohesiveness occasionally interspersed with short, spoken word rants. “Baron of Love Pt. II” — a spontaneous tirade about Elvis that was recorded in a pot-induced haze during Alex Chilton’s Like Flies on Sherbert sessions — opens the bar with yelping and hollerin’ delivered over a chugging rockabilly rave-up.

Follow-up songs, with titles like “Wet Bar,” “My Slobbering Decline,” “Nudist Camp,” and “Hash House Pallor” indicate the obvious, but there’s more here than garage band fun and bottles of beer. “Wet Bar” is a humorous and ominous tale of a relationship gone sour (mash), where the narrator raves to his significant other how he never hit her nor ever held out a drink on her. “Rockabilly Monkey-Faced Girl” outpaces Hasil Adkins in crazed rock & roll and features R.E.M.’s Peter Buck on guitar. “Theme from ‘A Summer Place’” is a gorgeous instrumental you could play for your mother — until Johnson pipes in with a list of his inadequacies: “I’m weak and afraid….and it’s a lifestyle that’s working for me.”

There’s variety, and there’s ability. There is irreverence, there are lies and occasional chaos, and there’s the overpowering voice of Ross Johnson careening over it all. Make It Stop! is the perfect party record. There are no weak songs included, though Johnson’s savant genius may well be an acquired taste unless you’re either drunk or naturally attuned to his brand of extravagance. He is as much a part of the southern tradition as is Charlie Feathers or R.L. Burnside, even if it’s the side you only see at family get-togethers and hole-in-the-wall bars. Or prisons and mental institutions. But remember, when your relatives read the title out loud as you play the CD, they probably mean what they say.

JT Lindroos

Ross and Monsieur Jeff Evans Live in 2009:

Ross Johnson: Make it Stop!

 

Here’s a review I wrote for All Music Guide a few years back.  Since then it has been overtaken by Richie Unterberger’s review in their database, and his take is diametrically opposed to mine.  But given that I like the record, and I like the review, it’s time to dig it up and make it available for your reading pleasure here:

Ross Johnson: Make It Stop
Goner Records, 2007

Ross Johnson is a legend on the Memphis music scene, but he’s not really known for his music. He served as a sideman to acknowledged legends, like Alex Chilton and Tav Falco, and was often seen on the microphone between songs and after gigs delivering soulful sermons (or drunken rants, depending on your own state of inebriation) to the patrons and fellow bandmembers. Embarrassed (at length) by his own behavior “in a life mainly characterized by missteps and regret,” his accomplishments as a band leader are now available for all to see and hear.
Make It Stop! The Most of Ross Johnson is comprehensive and elaborate. Alongside the 24 selections is enclosed a 16-page chronicle on Johnson’s life and lack of success penned by himself and such assorted luminaries as Robert Gordon. Despite his own misgivings as an artist (“The main feeling I have when I listen back to these pieces is discomfort”), the selections which comprise most of his output to date result in something close to brilliant . It’s not musically exceptional — the songs are hardly original, and Johnson’s vocals don’t really qualify as singing — and yet, perplexingly, the sum of the record is so much more than its parts would suggest. Songs flow from one to another in a spectacular, drunken cohesiveness occasionally interspersed with short, spoken word rants. “Baron of Love Pt. II” — a spontaneous tirade about Elvis that was recorded in a pot-induced haze during Alex Chilton’s Like Flies on Sherbert sessions — opens the bar with yelping and hollerin’ delivered over a chugging rockabilly rave-up.

Follow-up songs, with titles like “Wet Bar,” “My Slobbering Decline,” “Nudist Camp,” and “Hash House Pallor” indicate the obvious, but there’s more here than garage band fun and bottles of beer. “Wet Bar” is a humorous and ominous tale of a relationship gone sour (mash), where the narrator raves to his significant other how he never hit her nor ever held out a drink on her. “Rockabilly Monkey-Faced Girl” outpaces Hasil Adkins in crazed rock & roll and features R.E.M.’s Peter Buck on guitar. “Theme from ‘A Summer Place’” is a gorgeous instrumental you could play for your mother — until Johnson pipes in with a list of his inadequacies: “I’m weak and afraid….and it’s a lifestyle that’s working for me.”
There’s variety, and there’s ability. There is irreverence, there are lies and occasional chaos, and there’s the overpowering voice of Ross Johnson careening over it all. Make It Stop! is the perfect party record. There are no weak songs included, though Johnson’s savant genius may well be an acquired taste unless you’re either drunk or naturally attuned to his brand of extravagance. He is as much a part of the southern tradition as is Charlie Feathers or R.L. Burnside, even if it’s the side you only see at family get-togethers and hole-in-the-wall bars. Or prisons and mental institutions. But remember, when your relatives read the title out loud as you play the CD, they probably mean what they say.

JT Lindroos
Ross and Monsieur Jeff Evans Live in 2009:

Drunken Duck Detective
Benoît Sokal vs. Ralph Steadman  Here’s a recent piece I wrote for FA Online about Benoît Sokal’s duck detective who is closer to a Charles Bukowski character than Donald Duck.

Drunken Duck Detective

Benoît Sokal vs. Ralph Steadman

Here’s a recent piece I wrote for FA Online about Benoît Sokal’s duck detective who is closer to a Charles Bukowski character than Donald Duck.
Fortified Review: The Anomalist 14


Fortean: One who investigates anomalous phenomena; Of or pertaining to anomalous phenomena; Of or pertaining to Charles Fort. 


“The outrageous is the reasonable, if introduced politely.” Charles Fort

Why are there reports across recorded history of erupting volcanoes in Scotland, Germany and Russia where no volcanoes exist? Why is Zamora the Torture King (aka Tim Cridland) of the Jim Rose Sideshow Circus interested in the career of James Randi? What connects Transdimensional Zoology and Samuel Taylor Coleridge?

The Anomalist 14: Electricity of the Mind


This latest volume is a superbly engaging and wide-ranging addition to this long-running series of Fortean anthologies.

The litany of topics includes Samuel Taylor Coleridge’s deep interest in the differences between perception and what he terms supersensual. Coleridge disliked the term supernatural as it implied we fully understand what is natural, and his supersensual only tackles the consensus reality and our perception of it. Elsewhere Ulrich Magin tells us of the history of reported out-of-place volcanoes in Europe. You knew there were both active and inactive craters in Italy, Greece and Iceland, but what about Poland, France, Wales, or Russia, just to name a few? There are numerous documents suggesting eruptions in recorded history in places where no known volcanoes exist, dormant or active. The fact that none of these reports were in all likelihood accurate doesn’t impede on this being a fascinating subject to investigate. Theo Pajimans gives us pointers on digital research into the vast online archives of thousands of newspapers. In the time when Charles Fort did his work, he relied on actually reading the papers cover to cover. In more recent times, both individual researchers and publications relied on newspaper clipping services and networks of readers across the globe. Nowadays, much of that information is literally available in your own homes.

Freiburg Witch Trials, The Crawfordsville Flying Monster, and the art and science of making crop circles in your neighborhood wheat fields all join this parade of the damned for a quick and entertaining read with enough scope and variety to energize the most dormant mind. It teaches critical thinking, it encourages enquiry and curiosity. This series is highly recommended for anybody interested in the wonders and curiosities of our peculiar little planet.


From Anomalist Books
http://www.anomalist.com/
 

Fortified Review: The Anomalist 14

Fortean: One who investigates anomalous phenomena; Of or pertaining to anomalous phenomena; Of or pertaining to Charles Fort. 

“The outrageous is the reasonable, if introduced politely.” Charles Fort

Why are there reports across recorded history of erupting volcanoes in Scotland, Germany and Russia where no volcanoes exist? Why is Zamora the Torture King (aka Tim Cridland) of the Jim Rose Sideshow Circus interested in the career of James Randi? What connects Transdimensional Zoology and Samuel Taylor Coleridge?

This latest volume is a superbly engaging and wide-ranging addition to this long-running series of Fortean anthologies.

The litany of topics includes Samuel Taylor Coleridge’s deep interest in the differences between perception and what he terms supersensual. Coleridge disliked the term supernatural as it implied we fully understand what is natural, and his supersensual only tackles the consensus reality and our perception of it. Elsewhere Ulrich Magin tells us of the history of reported out-of-place volcanoes in Europe. You knew there were both active and inactive craters in Italy, Greece and Iceland, but what about Poland, France, Wales, or Russia, just to name a few? There are numerous documents suggesting eruptions in recorded history in places where no known volcanoes exist, dormant or active. The fact that none of these reports were in all likelihood accurate doesn’t impede on this being a fascinating subject to investigate. Theo Pajimans gives us pointers on digital research into the vast online archives of thousands of newspapers. In the time when Charles Fort did his work, he relied on actually reading the papers cover to cover. In more recent times, both individual researchers and publications relied on newspaper clipping services and networks of readers across the globe. Nowadays, much of that information is literally available in your own homes.
Freiburg Witch Trials, The Crawfordsville Flying Monster, and the art and science of making crop circles in your neighborhood wheat fields all join this parade of the damned for a quick and entertaining read with enough scope and variety to energize the most dormant mind. It teaches critical thinking, it encourages enquiry and curiosity. This series is highly recommended for anybody interested in the wonders and curiosities of our peculiar little planet.

From Anomalist Books